:: Closing Time ::

:: Thursday, July 04, 2002 ::

Still not yet the Botball Blog. Because I got Warcraft III. But for now, the Botball quotes. As usual with my quotes, the only ones that are annotated as to who said what are the ones that have to be to be funny.

"Dereck was talking about going to Gateway country and bring back a box to write 'cow' on."
"Nope, Kate said it had to be alive."
"Yeah, that's the problem. We haven't quite figured out how we're going to pull this one off yet, but I figure we've got four days to get it done."

"Dude, that's my whole point. There are a bunch of beeps you haven't even tried yet, and you're using these little wussy beeps."

"What is this herpes you speak of?"
"It's Hermes, not herpes"

"And then he started touchi..... uhh..... talking abnout Richard Simmons"

"I'm patient..... usually."

"Dude, mine's bigger than yours."

"The reality is that most of what I teach I learned from the Estes catalog"

"So you lost your job again?"
"Yeah, I've kinda lost a lot of jobs"

"Don't sue - let evolution do it's work"

"Stop it, or I'm going to throw stuff at your new computer."
"No you're not, cause then I'm going to ...... oh wait, I can't cut you bitch."
"Why, cause I carry a knife?"

"Tenors crying is hilariously funny, because they cry in high pitched noises."
"Dude, when I knee you in the groin, you're going to cry in high pitched noises too."

"Dude, I don't have to hide, I won't be the one running from the authorities. I'll be dead."

"It's over there through the Moutain Dew forest, past the cheesey puffs, and .... wait, I lost it. Oh, on top of the Oreos."

"Dude, we'd need that much liquid nitrogen first. At which point, you'd become brittle."

"Dude, I can expand it. I can expand it! I can expaaaaaaaand it!"

"Mmmm, warm smelly socks. [tenor voice] Ahh! Burning! [/tenor voice]"

"Ahh, I'll put your foot back on the light bitch!"
"I'll burn you!"
"Dude, you better be carefull, I'm carrying my knife"
(click-click of Zippo) "Mmm, burning...."
"Except, I think I could take the burning for a couple of moments while I was cutting you. Like, many more moments than you can take slashes to the throat."
(Ghattas retrieves knife) "Dude, I'm just defending myself."
"Watch out, I've got a cheap magnesium case!"

"I'm tempted to go get my mouse so I can play Quake. But no. I'll play Worms."

"I've got worms! I've got worms! .... Yay!"

"It's a watched pot."
"Wait a minute, you changed your vote!"
"No I didn't, I didn't know what you were going to argue about."

"I didn't say it was your problem. I don't know why it broke, or when it broke. I just know that it broke. Because it's broke-en."

"Tomorrow - no, not tomorrow. Well, yes tomorrow, if you consider today today."

"Becawuse, he not like me. Cause in the fiast round, I ask too many questions. Like, I say, 'Hey missa, dat's not what you said last time...'"

"Hold on a second, are you trying to tell me that they moved China to Canada?"

"Wait, can I test my sort of design first?"
"It's not gonna work. It's just not."
"Hey, hold on, The way I see it, it sort of closely resembles the middle school designs, which were flimsy and kicked the crap out of us."

"Dude, did it bounce or did it splat?
I don't know, it's in a tree."

"Goddamnit, Atwood fucked it up. He bought lubricated and they don't stick."

Ghattas: "We don't want to use the TV lounge; it's got a door."
Lash (smirking): "What, you think I cant block it?"

"Theres nothing that Owen can do but bitch"

"Dude, does hot glue work on lube?"
:: Peter 12:27 AM [+] ::
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