"Why, did you know that if a beaver 2 feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build a dam 12 feet high and 6 feet wide in 2 days, all you would need to build Boulder dam is a beaver 68 feet long with a 51 foot tail?"
"Where would you find a beaver that big?" grumbled the humbug as his pencil point snapped.
"I'm sure I don't know" the Dodecahedron replied, "but if you did, you'd certainly know what to do with it."
:: Peter 11:38 PM [+] ::
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