"Hush, little child, don't say a word... daddy's going to buy you a grenade!"
"The good news is that we can invoke the one-handed rule."
"Gah! Bolt action rifle time!"
"No - mbobber, mbobber, mbobber. Not revolver, mbobber."
"Why don't MINE hit you?" "You obviously haven't been crying enough."
:: Peter 1:34 AM [+] ::
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